question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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