i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
BRING THE BAGELS
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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