This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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