Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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