just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Shame - the story of my life.
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