I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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