You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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