The maid of honor just puked.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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