I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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