If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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