I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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