Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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