I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My dad is sitting where you rode me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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