Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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