why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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