You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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