No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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