How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize