I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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