Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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