You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
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I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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