Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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