im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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