google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
there is puke in my bra ... again
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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