Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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