That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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