So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
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we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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