the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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