Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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