i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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