she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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