hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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