I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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