But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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it's like iHOP with fire
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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