no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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