That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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