Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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