Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
We named our party play list daddy issues
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
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why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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