Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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