I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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