i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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