I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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