i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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