I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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