I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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