so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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