Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
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Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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