I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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