Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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