I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Bring me that man meat
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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